My Roommates Bone to Bad Music

 

Playlist Curated by POND Staff

Artwork by Brandi Strickland

 

It's 2:17 AM on a Tuesday night, and I have a research paper due tomorrow morning. My roommate just got back to our two bedroom apartment with a questionable 30 year old looking college senior (tbh she might have just picked up the Jimmy John's manager). I'm trying not to judge, but what I can't get over is the quality of boner jams coming through the paper thin walls at this moment. I might not finish my paper for tomorrow morning, but now I know the worst songs to ever have sex to.

 
 

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